Dark corners of the language: clichés
February 1st 2010 05:17
We have in the past advised novice writers against using clichés. There no known excuse to use a cliché, we said. There is no imaginable circumstance in the occupied universe, we advised, that can justify using a cliché.
Well, we got that wrong.
John Croucher has just published a book full of clichés, and every one of them is justified.
Croucher is a professor at Australia’s Macquarie Graduate School of Management, and his book is more about the business world than grammar. The book’s dedication is to ``all those suckers who believe everything people tell them''.
However, Bloggercises got attentive on behalf of writers and anyone interested in language when Croucher asserted that clichés often exist today because they are used as a way to disguise meaning. To put it plainly, Croucher says clichés often mean the opposite of what they look like they mean.
Sound crazy? We thought so too. So here are some examples, and after reading them it is apparent that Croucher has cleverly identified something here.
Cliché: Are you making a fashion statement?
Real meaning: You look ridiculous.
Cliché: Our company is containing costs.
Real meaning: Our company is maximising management salaries and bonuses and minimising the wages of everyone else.
Cliché: You deserve better than me.
Real meaning: I want better than you.
Cliché: Our company is seeking a self-starter.
Real meaning: In this role, nobody is going to help you whatsoever.
Cliché: This is a challenging role.
Real meaning: Everyone is going to hate you.
Cliché: This property is a golden opportunity.
Real meaning: This property is a golden opportunity for the agent to make a commission.
Croucher says the reverse cliché phenomenon is a result of a competitive world. They are, he says, “a form of modern punishment”.
``I watch a lot of TV and read a lot of papers and, being in management school, I get a lot of management speak paradigm shifts and synergies: tools for punishing people,'' he said.
``But because this is a dog-eat-dog world, because we need to get that competitive edge, we lie more. A lot of people look good on paper, because people tell us what we want to hear. People lie all the time, and others believe them because they want to.”
In other words, clichés are corporate or self-promoting double-speak, and most of us fall for it.
Caveat emptor.
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Comment by Janet Collins
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Comment by Mr Nice Guy
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Who said cliche's can't be fun?
Comment by Chris Champion
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Yes.
No.
Maybe.
Definitely.
Ditto.
You're a member of the Society of St Pius X?
Comment by Chris Champion
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This sounds subversive. Does Orble allow thais kinf od thing? Does it get you into trouble with the grammar police?
I urge you to be careful. Much more of that kind of behaviour, and you risk a standing ovation from Norm.
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