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Dear Mr Google, please explain

March 23rd 2009 23:02
one cent

Just when I thought I was coming to terms with the slippery slope of AdSense methodology, I uncover evidence that everything I thought I knew may have to be discarded.

Here is what has happened.

  • Total AdSense earnings yesterday: US$0.01
  • Total AdSense clicks yesterday: 0



Has AdSense discovered a new form of mathematics? Or have I perhaps, in recognition of my 10 months of tenacious blogging, finally made it on to the bottom rung of some Frequent Writer Reward Scheme?

Dear Mr Google, your response is eagerly awaited.


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Comment by Janet Collins

March 24th 2009 00:55
I don't even go in to look at mine. It's all too depressing.

Comment by Chris Champion

March 24th 2009 01:01
I look at mine every day, Janet. It's my daily confusion dose. Seriously, I suggest you look at it every day while it still has the capacity to surprise you. Once your blog gets 100,000 readers a day, AdSense earnings will become boringly predictable

Comment by Morgan Bell

March 24th 2009 13:23

Comment by Chris Champion

March 24th 2009 14:58
Hi Morgan,

I think you're worth double that. But that's just my 2c worth.

Comment by Morgan Bell

March 24th 2009 15:05
ok now that was clever! haha

no wonder google is awarding you free cents!

Comment by Wilson Pon

March 24th 2009 16:58
Chris, I think it might be some technical errors or bugs. I',m sure the Google adsense teams will get it fix as soon as possible (OMG, am I sound like the Google technical support here? lol)

Comment by Chris Champion

March 24th 2009 17:04
Hi Wilson,

I'm sure you're right, but they better not try to take my cent off me. I'll sue!

Comment by Paul

March 24th 2009 19:51
That is a reallocation of funds. I was at $50.01 when I was declared EVIL. Google rounded down and did a random search of their NOT EVIL souls. It's your lucky day! I'm happy for you, but still pretty upset, so maybe test your Froot Loops on the dog before tucking in tomorrow... Hung for a penny, hung for a pound!

Comment by Spike 2

March 24th 2009 20:01
Hah... you won't believe this, Chris, but mine just did it as well. 21 page impressions, no clicks, 1c. Specifically from HubPages. Weird! It's the Great Google Giveaway!!

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

March 24th 2009 23:21
Like the Pyramids and the Bermuda Triangle - Google Adsense and its workings (along with Roswell) is one of the best kept secrets on the planet . . .


Comment by Chris Champion

March 24th 2009 23:44
Hi Paul, I think you have gotten to the bottom of it. Thanks for the revelation

Hi Spike, we are now bound by a fate stranger than fiction. Where will it all end? With a screenplay commission, perhaps?

Hi MNG, succinctly put. Paul would agree with the Bermuda Triangle one - his AdSense account sank without trace.

Comment by Whitney

March 25th 2009 14:15
Hey, at least you're getting $0.01 for nothing. Ha. The new Ebay affiliated program never actually pays you what your reports say you've earned. Granted it's usually only off a few pennies, nickles, or dimes, that's change I didn't have before and have been reported to be owed.


Comment by BigBubbaX

April 14th 2009 23:44
I just created my blog, and Adsense defines this behavior in their Agreement plan.

Apparently some people will pay Google just to post their ads, when one of those ads pops up on your sight, you automatically get your cut of the commissions. Its not a mystery, just kinda funny that Google stands for that random of a deal.

Comment by Chris Champion

April 14th 2009 23:50
Its not a mystery, just kinda funny that Google stands for that random of a deal.

Google makes most of its income from its AdWords advertising program. It's new and different, but it obviously works.

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