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April 12th 2011 03:24
Jenny Douglas Young's Seafood
Jenny Douglas: $6 million tastebuds
A news story about a professional seafood taster is enough to get any sub-editor salivating about the prospects for a fun headline.


And then the anticipation is spoiled by the story itself – beaten to the punch line! But let’s start at the beginning.

A British company called Young’s Seafood employs a woman named Jenny Douglas as a professional taster. The job involves sampling many pieces of fish each day, partly as a recipe tester but most importantly to measure the freshness of supplies.

It’s a serious job in a serious business, and Douglas is professional enough to take serious care of her tastebuds. To that end she never eats spicy food, avoids all hot drinks and never touches alcohol.

The result is that Douglas is exceptionally good at her job – so good that Young’s Seafood has decided to insure her tastebuds for US$6 million. Bruce Springsteen’s voice is insured for $5.5 million, Heidi Klum’s legs for a mere $1.8 million. These are important tastebuds.

Back to our sub-editor, who is nodding in acclamation of whoever gave Jenny Douglas her nickname: The Codmother.
story and image: dailymail.co.uk







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Invitation to a pun

September 20th 2010 06:17
homing pigeon

The British know how to make a point.

It seems they, like many countries, have double broadband standards, with rural areas being treated as poor cousins.

Some Brits got sufficiently fed up with poor their broadband speeds yesterday that their decided to make a point by organising a race between a computer and a carrier pigeon.

A computer in rural Lincolnshire was set to download a five-minute video at the same time as a pigeon, carrying the same video on a memory card, set off from neighbouring Yorkshire.

When the bird, whose name was Rory, arrived 75 minutes later, the computer was still grinding away at the download.

You can read more about the story here.

It's the sort of story which news editors love because it is quirky, and which sub-editors love because of the punny headline possibilities. An organiser of the pigeoen-computer race got the pun ball rolling by saying Lincolnshire locals refer to areas of slow broadband as internet "not spots".

We thought we would have some pun fun of our own and come up with some heading ideas for the story. You are invited to do the same in a comment, with good ones getting promoted, with accreditation, to the main post list.

Net loss
Information super-fly-way
Done like a roost dinner
Pigeon wins on soar board
Coo's who in computing
Poor service a home-flown truth


Enough from me. Your turn.
image: thesun.co.uk



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